Costco could sell me a medieval catapult and I’d be like… “Actually…” 😂

Nothing says “I’m making better choices” like buying a Costco salad… with a pizza on the way out. 😂🥗🍕

Just making sure this camping chair doesn’t end up wherever Tommy’s tent is. 😂

🎙️ Ahem. Fellow constituents… The annual State of the Warehouse Union address is now in session. Please silence your phones… unless you’re about to text, “THE KIRKLAND CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE BACK!” In that case, interrupt the meeting immediately. 🍫🚨

Costco samples have a 97% success rate of starting conversations. (I made that statistic up… but it feels right.) 😂🥤