9 Jul 2026 July 7, 2026 I was one handful away from losing custody of the Costco card. 🤣 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
8 Jul 2026 I made eye contact with the Costco party platterâ€... I made eye contact with the Costco party platter… now I’m legally obligated to host. 🎉 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
7 Jul 2026 The Mayor’s office has one rule: if there’s a ... The Mayor’s office has one rule: if there’s a couch, we test it. 🛋ï¸ðŸ˜‚ Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
6 Jul 2026 Who needs measurements when you’ve got Costco co... Who needs measurements when you’ve got Costco confidence? 😎🛒 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
2 Jul 2026 July 1, 2026 Do I have the authority to issue this? No. Did I issue it anyway? Absolutely. 😂 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
