18 Oct 2026 Apparently “must fit everything I love at Costco... Apparently “must fit everything I love at Costco” isn’t a Zillow filter. 🤷♂️ Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
17 Oct 2026 Dear Santa, just enough for a side part. 🙏 Dear Santa, just enough for a side part. 🙏 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
16 Oct 2026 October 15, 2026 Constituent of the Week! 🏆 Ignored the shopping list. Earned a title. 🛒 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
15 Oct 2026 Mayor Math: I only need one, but 48 is basically t... Mayor Math: I only need one, but 48 is basically the responsible decision. 🛒😂 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
14 Oct 2026 October 14, 2026 Politely inviting myself into other people’s carts. 🛒 What are we buying today? Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
