Constituents, City Hall is officially OPEN!! ⭐️ TheUnofficialMayor.com is LIVE, and I couldn’t be more excited to welcome you!! 🎉 Join the campaign, get your official permanent constituent number, and request your FREE campaign button! 🛒 I’ve been busy building something special for YOU. Come on in – In Bulk We Trust!

Why follow arrows through a showroom when you can follow the samples at Costco? 🛒

Office hours with the Unofficial Mayor. You asked, I answered. 🛒🎤

I’m giving out the good candy this Halloween. I have a reputation to maintain. 🍫🎃

Apparently I can sample the lotion, but Costco draws the line at a full spa treatment. 😂